Ok, Internet - Please don't let me go on Etsy for, oooh, let's say a month or two. It has too many vintage treasures, and I know that I really don't need to own all of them, but if I see them it's hard to resist.
Case in point:
I am a magpie and I am not made of stone. The shiny is on my finger as I type this, and it is quite lovely.