Today I was at work (on a photo shoot actually!), and I had brought my bottle of water with me as I always do. I unscrewed the lid, took a sip and something bumped against my top lip. I looked down at the open bottle and was horrified by what I saw.
There was a stink bug swimming around in my water bottle.
This is unacceptable. UNACCEPTABLE. It could have been worse I suppose, I mean I could have swallowed it (sh-u-dd-er) but really how far will these damn insects try to push me?
It is my opinion that this is a clear escalation of hostilities on the part of the stink bugs. This, of course, now means that I will exterminate any stink bug I see in the apartment as soon as it is sighted. I will not suffer any further indignities.