Yesterday I cleaned the downstairs bathroom floor with a swiffer wet cloth, which did a perfectly reasonable job from my human perspective, but apparently did not stand up to the exacting standards of Edith Cavell-Cat.
Clearly I need to get out the mop and re-do it, properly this time (Pre-Wash: vinegar and lemon. Wash: Dr Bonner's soap in Eucalyptus. Rinse: water) , or she'll pee on the lino again.
I do wish cats could learn to write passive-aggressive notes instead of protesting quite so dirtily.