Tie a Yellow Ribbon.

The storms this winter have wreaked havoc on the trees around here, and we have quite a lot on campus.

Over the past few days the landscaping crew have been assessing the trees and putting yellow caution tape on any tree that looked particularly badly damaged with dodgy branches still hanging on.

Which gives the appearance of an active crime scene after a tree-hating psychopath has done their worst.

Well, it does if you've been watching far too many cop shows recently.