Dear Jen and Jason,
Do you have a wedding gift list? If not, you might be getting this:
A lovely His and Hers matching set of Eau de Parfum as endorsed by the glam rock legends Kiss! Ignore the reduced sticker, I think that was put there in error.
Naturally we felt compelled to Scratch and Sniff, but could detect no smell what so ever, so I am unable to tell you what Kiss and their ladies actually smell like. Probably for the best.