You know in movies when a character is asleep, and when something wakes them up they always say a single word that reveals a lot about them? For example in a romantic comedy the hero would say the heroine's name and that's the point where he suddenly realises that he's really arguing with her all the time because he loooooves her so very much. Alternatively in an action film it could be the big tough thug waking up and saying "Bunnies!". Etc, etc, you know exactly the type of thing I mean I'm sure.
I never believed that actually happened in real life, I thought it was merely a cinematic convention however last night I couldn't sleep. Whilst I was tossing and turning trying to get comfortable, I accidentally woke up the Doc, who was sleeping like a log. A log that snores (I snore too, by the way. Allegedly quite loudly, although I can't verify that for myself).
Anyway, The Doc actually said, and I quote:
"Zzzz......zz..z...zz...snort...what?........bibliography....hm?...what?"
Bibliography. He later confirmed that he had been dreaming about writing an academic paper.
I do not care who you are, I can quite confidently state that my husband is a bigger nerd than yours.
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